i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
There was a point in my life where I thought I would graduate college in four years and be a successful adult but that time has long since passed.
I also bought a pair of teal leather heels but we aren’t talking about that.
Crocheted Krampus “antigurumi” amigurumi set by Croshame.
While Saint Nicholas may bring gifts to good boys and girls, ancient folklore in Europe’s Alpine region also tells of Krampus, a frightening beast-like creature who emerges during the Yule season, looking for naughty children to punish in horrible ways — or possibly to drag back to his lair in a sack.
Boys tend to be very present when they’re trying to get you naked. But once that’s over, and it’s time to jump the fuck out, there’s no quantum state in the universe that can equal that absence.
— Junot Díaz, on examining masculinity by using the end of a relationship as a beginning point in “This Is How You Lose Her.” (Speaking at Yale, 11/12/13)
I’ve never been so sad that class is ending as I am about Linguistics.
Feels like a tiny atomic bomb went off behind my left eye, and now my brain is a society struggling to cope with the sheer level of destruction wrought by said bomb.