What I want more than anything in ASOIAF is for Arya and Nymeria to be reunited. That’s all.
Dayummmm #wcw #daenerys #khaleesi #mermaid
Even though I consciously realize how stupid it is, whenever a TV show/movie/song references or says the name of my city/state/general area, my brain always gets really excited and goes, “HEY HEY THAT’S ME! THEY SAY PLACE AND I AM PLACE! ME FEEL IMPORTANT! THEY TALK ABOUT ME!”
dignifiedcapybara your bar is far away but I think I recruited people to come visit you :-)
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
I drive a tiny two door 4x4 and it’s maroon and I ended up in 4x4 parking at Jack Frost Big Boulder today and it’s all these macho ass dudes in their big fucking trucks. Literally my car is a third of the size of these trucks.
They’re all staring at me.
Fuck y’all and your big ass trucks.
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There’s a chance we can make it now
We’ll be rocking till the sun goes downI BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE AH TAH DAH DAH DUH DUHDUHDUH DAHH
Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.
I went to Catholic school for 6 years and I remember the whole Lent thing pretty well, like one year when I guess I was 9 or 10, I gave up soda (and now I still don’t drink it, almost 15 years later). I always thought of it as a was to redirect your life in a small, positive way by giving up something indulgent. I was never a very religious kid and I’m a non-religious adult, so framing it as a semi-secular thing is, I guess, part of my nature.
And at 25, when people my age use their Lenten sacrifices as a method to garner sympathies, I’m just really grossed out by it? Like oh, you gave up coffee so now I’m supposed to cater to your shitty behavior, because you’re cranky? By all means, give up whatever you want for Lent, but don’t make it into something that I should PITY you for. What should be a personal thing for you, does not need to become a pain in my ass when you whine about it for 40 long-ass days
There’s that Mr Clean’s Magic Eraser commercial where Mr. Clean is camping or something and he’s at this cabin and he goes to (obviously) clean the house and cleans literally like nine square inches and then he’s just SO PLEASED like he did something impressive and goes out to carve a statue of himself and a bear???? But like DUDE you are MR CLEAN and you are satisfied with NINE INCHES OF CLEANING when the rest of the cabin is a disaster???? And then you carve a wood statue?????
You are the smell before rain
You are the blood in my veins
Call me a safe bet, I’m betting I’m not
I’m glad that you can forgive, only hoping as time goes, you can forget..